If your children appear on The Maury Show, you've failed as a parent.
I tell my sons this. The oldest is 2 years and the youngest is 7 weeks old. Neither understand what the hell I'm talking about. It's my job as a parent to ensure this never happens.
Also, if you are a guy and your girlfriend/wife/whoever suspects you of cheating and brought you on the show to take a lie detector test to prove otherwise, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT make out with the woman in the green room. Have you not seen the show before? She's a sexy decoy, and she is planted there to catch you cheating.
Second also...isn't being a sexy decoy similar to being a prostitute? I mean, I'm assuming Maury is paying her, but she's there specifically to try to catch men cheating. She's not sleeping with the guys (hoping it doesn't go that far, anyway), so maybe it's low-level whoring yourself out. And how do Maury's producers find these women? Monster.com?
Needed: Pretty woman to make out with men on hidden camera to prove infidelity.
Hours: M-F 9am, 12pm and 3pm EST
Pay: Negotiable.
God, daytime TV sucks.
